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VMI 1.08: Like A Virgin transcript

HZ: Keith comes in buttoning his cuffs. And he hears Veronica saying:

VERONICA: Seriously, you should talk to him.
KEITH: Am I giving you the birds and the bees again, Wallace?

HZ: Spectacular!

JOY: Give him the birds and bees, Keith! 

HZ: Oh, wouldn't you love the birds and bees talk from Keith?

JOY: If I had to get it from somebody.

HZ: It'd scare you into never fucking a bee.

JOY: Or a bird.

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VMI 1.04: The Wrath of Con transcript

JOY: Well, this episode begins in the way that I've always hoped and dreamed, with Veronica and Troy making out.
HZ: Outside the Mars front door, which I would have thought would be tricked out with bear traps and things that could detect Veronica kissing boys. 
JOY: Yeah, yeah, like heat sensors. Maybe Keith on the other side of the door with like a stethoscope. 
HZ: The heat sensor is showing exactly how much erection the boy has got. 
JOY: Oh my god!
HZ: Keith goes there! He's a details guy. 
JOY: That's true. 

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